| Feb. 27th, 2008 @ 10:51 am Finally, an English assignment I can really sink my teeth into! |
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the idea is to write a 2 page exemplification essay on the worst job you ever had. This is the outline I turned in.
Outline
Intro: Why my bosses should be the first with their backs up against the wall.
State why I hate, with a deep, deep, deep hatred, a hatred so strong that the idea of their existence is enough to make me want to hang myself with barbed wire. Rusty, acid covered barbed wire. While aflame.
Body 1: Example of utter incompetence: CEOs are proof that Darwinism doesn't work:
state why your company president is a completely inept moron, such as hiring people just as stupid as they are to do such menial tasks, such as IT support, Research and Development of our proprietary software, Budget the company, and run our offices. Also mention that she is responsible for pressuring our sales department to get more clients, even though we can't meet the deadlines of the ones we already have.
Body 2: Example of the complete deficiency of intelligence amongst the : MIDDLE MANAGERS!
Explain why this select group of genetic mistakes makes your skin crawl.
Never in their office/pen
incapable of complex actions, such as answering a phone, answering a question, chewing bubble gum while walking.
Body 3: example of the total void that is a team leaders personality
explain what these hate machines do for a job
try not to kill yourself after having to contemplate the existence of such people
Conclusion: can we talk about something more pleasant now, such as homeless, starving children with AIDS?
Restate that the people mentioned above suck, that they should be shot to protect the gene pool.
State that you decided to quit after the fifth person in the office committed suicide by drowning themselves in the toilet. |
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